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If All Disney Princess Movies Were Named Like Tangled

“Rapunzel” is SO two centuries ago.

Disney’s Rapunzel in toy form
Disney’s Rapunzel in toy form
King_Lip / Pixabay
  • No character names
  • Must be present or past tense
  • Must be descriptive of the movie’s plot, thematically (or if all else fails, literally)
  • Must be an appealing title that would make audiences want to go to the theater to see it
  • I’m excluding Merida from Brave not because she’s from Pixar, but because her movie already has a modern title.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

‘Poisoned’ could be a modern title for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
‘Poisoned’ could be a modern title for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Cinderella

‘Midnight’ could be a modern title for Cinderella.
‘Midnight’ could be a modern title for Cinderella.

Sleeping Beauty

‘Cursed’ could be a modern title for Sleeping Beauty.
‘Cursed’ could be a modern title for Sleeping Beauty.

The Little Mermaid

‘Breathe’ could be a modern title for The Little Mermaid.
‘Breathe’ could be a modern title for The Little Mermaid.

Beauty and the Beast

‘Trapped’ could be a modern title for Beauty and the Beast.
‘Trapped’ could be a modern title for Beauty and the Beast.

Aladdin

‘Wish’ could be a modern title for Aladdin.
‘Wish’ could be a modern title for Aladdin.

Pocahontas

‘Rebels’ could be a modern title for Pocahontas.
‘Rebels’ could be a modern title for Pocahontas.

Mulan

‘Hero’ could be a modern title for Mulan.
‘Hero’ could be a modern title for Mulan.

The Princess and the Frog

‘Remade’ could be a modern title for The Princess and the Frog.
‘Remade’ could be a modern title for The Princess and the Frog.

Moana

‘Heart’ could be a modern title for Moana.
‘Heart’ could be a modern title for Moana.

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